Tuesday, 2 February 2010

The story of Tim and the egg (not for the faint hearted)


Many of you will know the simple pleasure Tim obtains from the noble egg. Poached, fried, scrambled; he will delight in nature's nutricious package in any form. Except perhaps one...

The story goes a little something like this (some dialogue may have been altered for entertainment purposes):
Tim: I like eggs.
Christie: I know.
Tim: I think I will eat egg for lunch.
Christie: Ok.
Tim: I will go and make some now.
Christie: Ok.

Tim had difficulty cracking the egg into the frying pan and when he investigated further he found that all was not as it should be.

Tim: Christie, there is a problem with the egg.
Christie: Oh, what is wrong?
Tim: It has @#!!@~# feathers.
Christie: I see, that is a problem.

The eggs in question had been purchased from the supermarket and nowhere on the package could we find any obvous sign that they were a little further on in their development that we were used to. Once Tim had mustered up the courage to crack the egg completely out emerged the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. Blood, feathers and egg yolk spilled out into the bowl, which it took me a good ten minutes to get near. Apparently once boiled this is a Vietnamese delicacy. I have never seen anything so wrong in my life. We still have the eggs - if anyone would like one then please send us postage and packaging.
I'm not sure Tim's relationship with eggs is ever going to be the same again.
xx

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